“Might I suggest a different shade of yellow?”

Aaaand people in 7 kingdoms and 2 quadrants find themselves suddenly very, very nervous. Portly spymasters of the multiverse unite.

leupagus did say during our rockclimbing attempts that Varys and Garak should be crossover bros, since their function is rather similar in their respective epics. That is, to seem mild, friendly, and fashion forward (though watermelon shirt and the yellow robe of daisies are best forgotten) while delivering (and occasionally executing) the kind of threats that make hard men want to swallow their own tongues.