oh hey, they let me back into the US, that’s awfully nice of them.
Today I wanted some sparkle.
Ok so I am covered in lake water, that’s nice.
Also by some twist of fate we got the surliest grouchiest border guard I’ve ever seen since the NSA agent who in all seriousness asked me if I had any allegiance to the Communist party.
I hope we didn’t break any mysterious km/h speed limits bogeying away from that woman.